SQL Server Twenty 16

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SQL Server 2016 by Killa DBA

{Chorus} 2x
This just might be Microsoft’s biggest leap in technology… SQL Server 2016

{Verse 1}
June 1st 2016 - that was the day that it came on the scene -
Now you may call it SQL Server 16 – But I refer to it as version 13
first of all - You can have more cores
In-finity if you are able to afford.
High Availability - even went higher
Advanced OLTP - In Memory

Security - with Always Encrypted
In rest and in motion – it’s protected
Scalabitity - Virtually and physically.
Real time analytics - enhanced caching

Query Store, Native JSON Support
Temporal - A whole new meaning to be restored.
Live Query Stats, BI on your Mobile (Datazen)
Data Stretch you data - all the way to Azure – come on!

{Chorus} 2x
This just might be Microsoft’s biggest leap in technology… SQL Server 2016

{Verse 2}
Polybase - So we can handle Big Data
In Mem-o-ry Co-lumn Store -I Adore
Basic and advanced R-integration
Hyperscale Cloud for that easy migration!
TempDB (You know me) Look
During the install man you can have it all and
That’s multiple tempdb data files can
You imagine? No manually adding?

Security now at the row level
Dynamic data masking –thanks for asking
No more x86 -32 bit – all 64is your hardware legit

Now all the features I’m listing really depends on the SQL edition
Whether its Express or the Enterprise to developer or the standardize that’s why I’m like…

Chorus 4x

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from Putting your bits where your bytes should be, released April 10, 2017

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Killa DBA Powder Springs, Georgia

After two decades in the information technology field, I decided to combine my passion for music and technology and start making songs about the world of databases, bits, bytes, coding, etc. Since reading books and watching Web tutorials gets a little boring and mundane from time to time, I started writing songs to help me remember important information crucial to my job as a DBA.. ... more